"that's like jerking off to porn of yourself on the internet!" "which I have..."

You can follow yourself on this thing? That's crazy! It ups your amount of followers by one, but why on earth would you follow yourself? Is that like saying that since you've jerked off, you've had sex with someone already? I don't even know what the implications are on this one... It's... mind boggling. Seems kind of conceited to do, as well... But I still did it, so now it looks like more people like me than really do. YAY! :D
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